How not to be a woman

CM wrote the book on how to, my life is shaping up to be a book about how
not to. One of these two books will solve all your womanly problems.
The other will be a complete waste of everybody's time, most of all mine.

How not to be a woman: The title of my new book... A work in painful progress. Stay tuned...

In the meantime... check out Caitlin-the-Cool on how to be a woman not like me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ4DzEJ8ax4